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Re: Limericks. (New).

The following day when he woke
He found he could only croak
His throat felt like glass
His eyes the colour of brass
Plus it really hurt when he spoke.
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He decided to keep his mouth shut
And in his bed he'd stay put
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Until he got a pain in the gut

His bowels became a bit loose
 
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