29-09-2015, 08:01 PM
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I wonder.I wonder when Eve was in the garden of Eden, did Adam have to close his eyes every time she turned over a new leaf?
I wonder if Unicorns were not extinct would they race them like we do horses? and if there was a photo finish could one be beaten by a short horn?
I wonder where I could buy some new tactics.
30-09-2015, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Jem
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I wonder.I wonder when Eve was in the garden of Eden, did Adam have to close his eyes every time she turned over a new leaf?
I wonder if Unicorns were not extinct would they race them like we do horses? and if there was a photo finish could one be beaten by a short horn?
I wonder where I could buy some new tactics.
Nancy Astor never said a truer word than this .."In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.”
30-09-2015, 11:59 AM
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A foolish man was Adam, he should have known that women are never to blame for anything, and kept his mouth shut if he wanted a peaceful life, and peace is very important when you’re the only two people on the planet, the alternative being instant extinction of the human race.
Women have always been in charge of things here on earth, controlling the powerful and the ordinary man individually from behind the scenes, but others more openly. Many ancient civilisations had powerful female rulers, Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are just two of the old rulers, we have Merkel today and Thatcher not so long ago.
30-09-2015, 01:57 PM
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I wonder if Dave Clark’s wife got him a new drill for Christmas would he love her to bits, and if he got her a book on astronomy would she love him to Pisces?And I wonder too about the Italian Chiropodist who went bankrupt, when interviewed he said he wouldn’t accept defeat, he’s still broke.
30-09-2015, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem
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A foolish man was Adam, he should have known that women are never to blame for anything, and kept his mouth shut if he wanted a peaceful life, and peace is very important when you’re the only two people on the planet, the alternative being instant extinction of the human race.Women have always been in charge of things here on earth, controlling the powerful and the ordinary man individually from behind the scenes, but others more openly. Many ancient civilisations had powerful female rulers, Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are just two of the old rulers, we have Merkel today and Thatcher not so long ago.
Or the Red Queen...... BARBARA CASTLE
Or the has been ELTON JOHN
or Waiting in the wings BARONESS TRUMPINGTON
Should Not be heard or seen KATE HOPKINS
Killer Queen KATE PRICE
30-09-2015, 06:42 PM
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Very impressive list there RJ. I love that title 'Baroness Thumping'em', a hard woman for any man to live with I'm sure, didn't know there was such a person until I looked it up, but then I know nothing of politics and I'm by far the happier man for it.,
01-10-2015, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by malcolm
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Confucius he say 'Wise man picks nose before cutting finger nails'
As me granny said 'Confucius said more than his prayers'Confucius say "Woman driving aeroplane upside down heading for honourable crackup"
01-10-2015, 03:52 PM
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Juuuuussssssta cotton-pickin' moment!This guff about Adam blaming wimminz for the apple scenario.....
ARX yerself....thez just TWO people in the universe,m'kay?
So-no instant mash/soup/coffee/porridge/teabags/take-aways,etc.....m'kay?
Right...
THEN - some prat puts ONE apple on a tree,RIGHT where they'll find it...
[Not TWO,y'notice...ONE. So,the blame starts RIGHT here....]
....and says "By the way-you can't have that,you LOOOO-SERRRRRS!"
......kinda buggered the human race from the off,don'tcha think?
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