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14-10-2019, 02:41 PM
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Just having a break long enough to do this.....

Hiya Judd. Just wanted to congratulate you on holding the fort whilst my internet was down. You did a sterling job and I see Dodge jumped in to help out too.

I have read all of your excellent posts and a small portion of the absolute drivel posted by the wimzies. Apparently, because my superfast broadband is so fast, it can't cope with rubbish blocking the way (a bit like trying to do 120mph up the M1 with Mups in the middle lane).

Now, where's that Twink got to?
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14-10-2019, 03:50 PM
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Hiya Judd. Just wanted to congratulate you on holding the fort whilst my internet was down. You did a sterling job and I see Dodge jumped in to help out too.

I have read all of your excellent posts and a small portion of the absolute drivel posted by the wimzies. Apparently, because my superfast broadband is so fast, it can't cope with rubbish blocking the way (a bit like trying to do 120mph up the M1 with Mups in the middle lane).

Now, where's that Twink got to?
I would have suspected sabotage but the wimmin in here haven't got the technical ability or nous to do it. It takes them all their time to actually turn their computers on so they leave them in stand-by mode so can be turned back on with the touch on the keyboard.
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14-10-2019, 03:52 PM
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Anyway LD. Welcome back - once more unto the breach dear friend, once more and all that...
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14-10-2019, 06:27 PM
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Anyway LD. Welcome back - once more unto the breach dear friend, once more and all that...
Indeed brother! I think we should attack from the rear.....



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14-10-2019, 07:53 PM
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You men don't half talk a load of twaddle.

If you worked half as hard as you talked, you would have finished all our jobs for us long ago.

As it is, the list is growing daily.
So time to get off your fat bums and do something useful if you want to be in our good books.

BTW, I found your Christmas money box we sent you last year and you haven't saved a single penny! You were supposed to saving up for all our presents this year.

Here, take it back.
I have adjusted it to only take notes, no coins, else there won't be enough for us.


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14-10-2019, 11:33 PM
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Re: the money in the money box. Found it, pinched it, spent it.
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14-10-2019, 11:35 PM
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Rascal - and a brazen one at that! Wait until you see what Mups, and I have planned for your Christmas Stockings!
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14-10-2019, 11:51 PM
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Re: the money in the money box. Found it, pinched it, spent it.

We might have known it was you! Have you no shame?

No doubt you've spent it all on booze, fast cars, and loose women.

Well you'd best be thinking of how to make it up to us again - pronto.
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15-10-2019, 12:05 AM
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We might have known it was you! Have you no shame?

No doubt you've spent it all on booze, fast cars, and loose women.

Well you'd best be thinking of how to make it up to us again - pronto.
Yes, and I wasted the rest.
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15-10-2019, 12:07 AM
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Rascal - and a brazen one at that! Wait until you see what Mups, and I have planned for your Christmas Stockings!
Note to self: look out for rat traps.
 



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