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05-04-2021, 09:47 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

" Go to the clinic at once"
" don't be be such a dunce"
Some pencillin should work
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05-04-2021, 09:56 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

" Go to the clinic at once"
" don't be be such a dunce"
Some pencillin should work
He said with a smirk
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06-04-2021, 08:49 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

" Go to the clinic at once"
" don't be be such a dunce"
Some pencillin should work
He said with a smirk
But by now she was used to his stunts.



"You need to get treated" demanded fair maid
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06-04-2021, 05:33 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"You need to get treated" demanded fair maid
"If you don't, you'll never get laid"
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06-04-2021, 05:51 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

You need to get treated" demanded fair maid
"If you don't, you'll never get laid"
He grunted and a grumbled but had to agree
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06-04-2021, 06:04 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

You need to get treated" demanded fair maid
"If you don't, you'll never get laid"
He grunted and a grumbled but had to agree
Because it had started to hurt when he had a pee
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06-04-2021, 09:32 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

You need to get treated" demanded fair maid
"If you don't, you'll never get laid"
He grunted and a grumbled but had to agree
Because it had started to hurt when he had a pee
And he was getting quite afraid.


Shall we change this gruesome subject now?



When Cyril enrolled at the gym
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06-04-2021, 10:00 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Cyril enrolled at the gym
Because he wanted to get slim
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06-04-2021, 10:01 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Cyril enrolled at the gym
He only went twice, trust him
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06-04-2021, 10:30 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Sorry EZ, Judd had just beat you to it.



When Cyril enrolled at the gym
Because he wanted to get slim
He bought trainers and tops
 
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