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03-10-2020, 05:55 PM
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The wine was sealed with a cork
He tried to get out with a fork
But try as he might
It never went right
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03-10-2020, 06:22 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The wine was sealed with a cork
He tried to get out with a fork
But try as he might
It never went right
He wanted some with his roast pork.



So then he tried poking it through
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03-10-2020, 07:00 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The wine was sealed with a cork
he tried to get out with a fork
But try as he might
He gave up the fight
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03-10-2020, 08:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So then he tried poking it through
Then hitting it with a shoe
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03-10-2020, 09:38 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So then he tried poking it through
Then hitting it with a shoe
But it still wouldn't budge
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04-10-2020, 09:06 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So then he tried poking it through
Then hitting it with a shoe
But it still wouldn't budge
And he felt such a drudge
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04-10-2020, 03:55 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So then he tried poking it through
Then hitting it with a shoe
But it still wouldn't budge
And he felt such a drudge
Because he didn't know what to do

He drilled the cork out
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He drilled the cork out
And was then heard to shout
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04-10-2020, 09:30 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He drilled the cork out
And was then heard to shout
" I did it! I did it!"
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04-10-2020, 09:51 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He drilled the cork out
And was then heard to shout
" I did it! I did it!"
"That was tight fit"
 
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