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05-08-2020, 02:56 PM
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She would if she is the wise lady we think.

I mean seriously, who could live in harmony with any of these 'men?'
If it's not their snoring, it's their bottom burps, or smelly socks, let alone their appalling toilet habits to name just a few things.

Well they seem to be getting the message, we haven't seen any of them since lunchtime!
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05-08-2020, 04:30 PM
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.....until now! Smelly socks? Bottom burps? Appalling toilet habits? Who are these men? They're off my Christmas list that's for sure.
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05-08-2020, 04:54 PM
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.....until now! Smelly socks? Bottom burps? Appalling toilet habits? Who are these men? They're off my Christmas list that's for sure.


Well well well ladies, did yuou see this?
It seems we had another rogue look in while we were having our cuppa. Bloomin' cheek these 'men' have got.
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05-08-2020, 06:32 PM
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Right, I have had an idea and would like to put it to our committee as a matter of urgency.

We all agree these 'men' need disposing of, and so I decided to use my powers of persuasion and got a nice gentleman who knows all about the universe, to grant us permission to fire all the 'men' here way off into space - never to be seen again.

Let's trap the other male vagrants a.s.a.p, as the rocket is all geared up ready to go . . .



The peace would be welcome but we're not going anywhere.
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05-08-2020, 06:33 PM
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.....until now! Smelly socks? Bottom burps? Appalling toilet habits? Who are these men? They're off my Christmas list that's for sure.
Welcome EZ. Don't worry about the gobby wimmin. They will be leaving ......... very soon.
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05-08-2020, 08:32 PM
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I shall pick you up and take you to the Sidmouth Donkey Sanctuary, we can get a nice meal in their restaurant then have a stroll around the .........



....Oh hang on........ It's still shut!
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05-08-2020, 09:58 PM
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The graft is done, time to sleep, the female Faffers will be along soon, having used no energy at all during the day, then claiming the high ground. Freeloaders the lot of them.
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05-08-2020, 10:01 PM
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Welcome EZ. Don't worry about the gobby wimmin. They will be leaving ......... very soon.


I notice YOU have gone before any of us though.

Once again demonstrating men's absence of any staying power.
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05-08-2020, 10:04 PM
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I didn't find that amusing at all Mr. Judd!

In fact, I thought it rather cruel and unecessary.
He will pay for that.


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05-08-2020, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
The graft is done, time to sleep, the female Faffers will be along soon, having used no energy at all during the day, then claiming the high ground. Freeloaders the lot of them.


I agree Spitty - then why are you still here?
 
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