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Excuse me Dongle, but I need to explain that Christmas will not happen on LTP
How can we show kindness to all mankind, when the only men who come on LTP are hooligans like you and Judd?
I disagree. we can certainly show kindness to all mankind.... just not to all wimmin-kind.
When you've found your decorations Dongle, you could make yourself useful for a change, and help all the ladies, too.
We don't much like climbing in lofts these days.
You and Judd could do it easily if you get your fingers out and shift yourselves.
'Bout time you did us a good turn after all we do for you.
I'm sure one of us kind men will help you to get up there, particularly if there is a lock on the loft hatch.
In that case, if you are going to be an old skinflint, I will keep the brand new sports car I won yesterday, and drive it myself.
Regretting your decision already m'dear?
Well it's likely you'll park it outside my house, forget where you parked it and get the bus home, so if you could pop the keys through my letterbox that would be great.