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22-12-2009, 10:40 PM
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On Getting Old

On Getting old

I just got back from the dentist, with me new set
of National Health teeth,
They go wiv me National Health glasses
that fit round me hearing aid piece.

Me knees are this nice new plastic that the
National Health surgeon put in.
Me hips are of a surgical metal ,that used
to be known as tin

Me 'airs not me own though it don't look too bad,
It's made of pure nylon,the best to be 'ad

I've elastic stockings supporting me veins,
a surgical corset 'cos me back gives me pain,
surgical boots 'cos me foots not quite right,
and now where's me puffer, me chest feels
all tight.

Courtesy of Ms Funky
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22-12-2009, 10:46 PM
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brilliant FF!
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22-12-2009, 10:49 PM
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Great......gave me a real chuckle
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22-12-2009, 10:52 PM
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Thats good!
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22-12-2009, 11:14 PM
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I can't claim authorship It was written this evening, by the love of me life, Ms Funky

Yeah ........ Tumultuous applause 'raaaaaaay
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22-12-2009, 11:20 PM
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well please ask Ms Funky to write some more.

they're so funny and amusing.
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22-12-2009, 11:51 PM
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Well done Mrs FF

Why hasn't she joined yet? Get her a laptop for xmas
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22-12-2009, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Azz ->
Well done Mrs FF

Why hasn't she joined yet? Get her a laptop for xmas
Jess isn't interested in computers Azz Just give her a book or some baking to do and she is as happy as a pig in muck.
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22-12-2009, 11:57 PM
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...get her a book on computers - might work? (Or get thrown at you! )
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23-12-2009, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Funky Farmer ->
Jess isn't interested in computers Azz Just give her a book or some baking to do and she is as happy as a pig in muck.
I wasn't at all interested in computers when my hubby got me one for Christmas a few years ago ....... I can't keep off it now!
 
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