Re: Limericks. (New).

I once met a man in a pub
Who worked at the bowling club
He gives out the shoes

Re: Limericks. (New).

I once met a man in a pub
Who worked at the bowling club
He gives out the shoes
And raffles the booze

Re: Limericks. (New).

I once met a man in a pub
Who worked at the bowling club
He gives out the shoes
And raffles the booze
And oft gives his bowls a good rub.



I have nothing but fluff in my pocket

Re: Limericks. (New).

I have nothing but fluff in my pocket
And a half-sucked lemon Locket

Re: Limericks. (New).

I have nothing but fluff in my pocket
And a half-sucked lemon Locket
So you might be in luck

Re: Limericks. (New).

I have nothing but fluff in my pocket
And a half-sucked lemon Locket
So you might be in luck
If you have another suck

Re: Limericks. (New).

I have nothing but fluff in my pocket
And a half-sucked lemon Locket
So you might be in luck
If you have another suck
Then chuck it in the air and sock it.



As the farmer leaned on his gate

Re: Limericks. (New).

As the farmer leaned on his gate
He spotted Basil Braithwaite

Re: Limericks. (New).

As the farmer leaned on his gate
He spotted Basil Braithwaite
He was flogging pork chops

Re: Limericks. (New).

As the farmer leaned on his gate
He spotted Basil Braithwaite
He was flogging pork chops
From the edge of the crops