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07-10-2019, 12:53 PM
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Funny things that kids say.

This really made me laugh yesterday. I was walking Murtagh when two kids arrived on their bikes (probably about ten years old). They were saying ' Aw, what a lovely dog, can we stroke him?'

'Of course, I said but just be aware that he is teething and excitable so watch out in case his teeth catch you.'

The first boy said 'That's alright, I have a puppy myself'

The second boy said....






.... 'I'll be alright........... I play rugby.'


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07-10-2019, 06:14 PM
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Re: Funny things that kids say.

My daughter was giving a sandwich to GG Son.

He said "What's on it?"!

She said "I've no Idea"

Next day I asked him what he wanted to eat for lunch.

He said "A no idea sandwich please"

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07-10-2019, 09:21 PM
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Re: Funny things that kids say.

Friends daughter, then about 3, kept saying she wanted f*cking cola, she had never heard that word & had never been given cola. We kept asking her & she kept repeating the same words, finally my friend said show me & she walked to the cabinet & pointed to the DVD of Thomas the Tank, she wanted the Fat Controller. Boy were we relieved.
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09-10-2019, 01:53 PM
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Re: Funny things that kids say.

Heehee love those. I have a notebook full of funny things that either my daughter, or one of the children Ive cared for has said. Will have to look it out...
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Re: Funny things that kids say.

Originally Posted by purple lizard ->
heehee love those. I have a notebook full of funny things that either my daughter, or one of the children ive cared for has said. Will have to look it out...
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09-10-2019, 05:39 PM
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Re: Funny things that kids say.

3yr old to granny.."Where does poo come from granny?"
After a descriptive answer dumbed down for a 3yr old..."So is that where Tigger comes from too"
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Re: Funny things that kids say.

Originally Posted by jmg1414 ->
3yr old to granny.."Where does poo come from granny?"
After a descriptive answer dumbed down for a 3yr old..."So is that where Tigger comes from too"
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20-10-2019, 02:11 PM
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Re: Funny things that kids say.

A little boy out walking with his Mum & Dad yesterday.

'Scuse me....'

(pointing towards a carrier bag his Dad was holding)

'I have a Spiderman outfit in there'


So funny and so out of the blue.
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Re: Funny things that kids say.

When I had an appointment at the doctors surgery..many years ago

My eldest son came with me...when we were called..my son followed me into the doctors room.

The doctor said to us both...do take a seat...

My son sat down next to me...before I had time to speak.

My son looked the doctor straight in the eye...then said...

I am not her husband!..
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Those all made me chuckle, specially the last one. Brilliant!
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