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22-10-2019, 07:23 PM
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Re: Faux!

Originally Posted by Azure ->
Is there anything real these days?
Such a lot of Faux this and Faux that.

Faux Fur
Faux Leather
Faux Suede
Faux Hair
Faux Breasts
Faux Bottoms
Faux Nails
Faux Teeth
Faux Personality

In a relationship ,are you getting the real MCcoy?
Or do you wake up in bed with a different looking person? .

Fauxy Lady ... always
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22-10-2019, 08:27 PM
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Re: Faux!

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Fauxy Lady ... always
Aw, d00d, you devil, you! Didn't doubt it for a minute.
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22-10-2019, 09:06 PM
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Re: Faux!

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
My dog has no nose.
OK, I'll do it "How does it smell?".
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22-10-2019, 09:20 PM
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Re: Faux!

Originally Posted by TessA ->
Faux pas?

Not Yet!!
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22-10-2019, 10:22 PM
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Re: Faux!

Faux foe.
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22-10-2019, 11:41 PM
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Re: Faux!

Originally Posted by Floydy ->
Well last time I looked at Mrs F she wasn't faux but quite real. A blow-up doll version might be easier to get on with occasinally though
Big strong men must be very careful with inflatable girls.
They can puncture them with a loud escape of wind or even water.

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23-10-2019, 06:30 AM
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Re: Faux!

Originally Posted by Azure ->
Is there anything real these days?
Such a lot of Faux this and Faux that.

Faux Fur
Faux Leather
Faux Suede
Faux Hair
Faux Breasts
Faux Bottoms
Faux Nails
Faux Teeth
Faux Personality

In a relationship ,are you getting the real MCcoy?
Or do you wake up in bed with a different looking person? .

Its better to get the McCoy, than a Cheesy Wotsit.
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23-10-2019, 08:52 AM
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Re: Faux!

Originally Posted by Azure ->
Big strong men must be very careful with inflatable girls.
They can puncture them with a loud escape of wind or even water.

That applies to all girls when "it's" done properly.
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23-10-2019, 08:55 AM
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Re: Faux!

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
OK, I'll do it "How does it smell?".
It didn't. That's the tragic bit. Poor thing was run over and its head was crushed.

We'll never have another dog and other than Snot that is a vagrant (I must remind it at some point) the only thing we could manage as a pet these days is a worm!
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23-10-2019, 07:37 PM
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Re: Faux!

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
That applies to all girls when "it's" done properly.

Well Sir. Please tell us all how it's done!!

Some of us actually read the 'Karma Sutra' many years ago1

 
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