I'm thinking of writing a book in which the main characters are traffic cones who discuss their own experiences of being used for prolonged and excessive periods on roads. There will also be stories about the demise of a few of them which have "died" due to the perennial Audi issue, as well as those who have been put out to pasture on grass verges.
Although way off topic, I have a proposition that there should a maximum total number of cones permitted to be in use at any one time, which would limit the number of road repairs and hence disruption to traffic.
The devil does indeed make work for (my) idle mind
Talking of traffic cones...I walk down a street after work....the whole street,have put cones out.along the edge of the kerb..to stop people parking there.
That is a public highway...I wonder how they get away with it?