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When Bertie came home for his tea
He said I've been stung by a bee
She said That's a pain
Bert smiled with disdain
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When Bertie came home for his tea
He said I've been stung by a bee
She said That's a pain
Bert smiled with disdain
And made a nice pot of tea.



Then suddenly the doorbell went
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Then suddenly the doorbell went
It was the bailiffs chasing the rent
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Then suddenly the doorbell went
It was the bailiffs chasing the rent
"I'll pay yer next week"
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Then suddenly the doorbell went
It was the bailiffs chasing the rent
"I'll pay yer next week"
Bailiff said “what a cheek”
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13-11-2019, 06:55 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Then suddenly the doorbell went
It was the bailiffs chasing the rent
"I'll pay yer next week"
Bailiff said “what a cheek”
Bert said "Well me money's all spent"


The bailiffs took Bert's TV
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The boys were playing cricket
The ball went up the trouser leg
And hit the middle wicket
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
The boys were playing cricket
The ball went up the trouser leg
And hit the middle wicket


You been on the Red Bull, Speedy?


We're supposed to follow on from the previous person's line!
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Now, where were we . .
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The bailiffs took Bert's TV
Along with his front door key
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The bailiffs took Bert's TV
Along with his front door key
They said "We'll be back"
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