Re: Limericks. (New).

Just then there was a knock at the door
But her knickers were still on the floor
She ran down with bum bare
To see the postman standing there

Re: Limericks. (New).

Just then there was a knock at the door
But her knickers were still on the floor
She ran down with bum bare
To see the postman standing there
And her modestly was no more!




The postman looked away and blushed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The postman looked away and blushed
Though Aggie's dignity was already crushed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The postman looked away and blushed
Though Aggie's dignity was already crushed
I've a parcel for you

Re: Limericks. (New).

The postman looked away and blushed
Though Aggie's dignity was already crushed
I've a parcel for you
And with that, off he flew

Re: Limericks. (New).

The postman looked away and blushed
Though Aggie's dignity was already crushed
I've a parcel for you
And with that, off he flew
In fact you couldn't see him for dust

Her parcel contained her new 'toy'

Re: Limericks. (New).

Her parcel contained her new "toy"
She was instantly filled up with joy

Re: Limericks. (New).

Her parcel contained her new "toy"
She was instantly filled up with joy
But her hopes were then dashed

Re: Limericks. (New).

Her parcel contained her new "toy"
She was instantly filled up with joy
But her hopes were then dashed
No batteries! She was aghast

Re: Limericks. (New).

Her parcel contained her new "toy"
She was instantly filled up with joy
But her hopes were then dashed
No batteries! She was aghast
What a miserable ploy.



The ad had said "batteries supplied"