Go on then, show us some pics!

I was working at a flat where the couple living there had sadly 'fallen out' and were in the process of splitting up. I think they must have been packing their suitcases as there were clothes strewn everywhere. When it got to lunchtime I grabbed my coat that I had hung on the bannisters and went off down to the sandwich shop to get something to eat, had to queue for some time too. When I got back to the flat, I removed my coat to find that a bra had got caught up somehow and had been hanging out the bottom of my coat the whole time.

Collecting a half drunk bottle of wine from an overseas hotel kitchen, and having walked there and back with skirt tucked in me knickers!!

Oh my word! You worked all night with a dislocated shoulder? So, your wedding pictures show you in a sling? How awful! And no fun on your honeymoon either! It’s true then what they say about you Scots!

Believe me, we had fun!

Huh! A likely story.
That reminds me, was it Morti or Tabs you ' borrowed' the sparkly tights from last Chrismas?

Collecting a half drunk bottle of wine from an overseas hotel kitchen, and having walked there and back with skirt tucked in me knickers!!

No it was me Mups, but he declined the red high heels....

No it was me Mups, but he declined the red high heels....