Story of 3 ducks (bit norty)
A man goes into a pub with 3 ducks, 2 under his arms and holding the third
At the bar he has a couple of drinks and needs the restroom, so he leaves the 3 ducks on the bar counter.
The bar decides to have a chat with these ducks so he asks the first one "What is you name?"
The Duck replies "my name is hughie"
Barman " So what will you be doing tomorrow hughie?"
Duck says " Most of the day I will going in and out of puddles , because I really like doing that.
He asks the second one "What is you name?"
The Duck Replies "my name is Dewie"
Barman " and what will you be doing tomorrow Dewie?"
Dewie says " Most of the day I will going in and out of puddles , because I, just like hughie I really like doing that"
Barman askes the third duck " What is you name?"
Duck replies "My name is Puddles, and I am not looking forward to tomorrow"