Welcome to Over50sForum! The site for people over 50 to chat, make friends, discuss, share, and generally be part of something that's fun and friendly :)
I settled for a bag of spuds
And found that most of them were duds
Infested with slugs
And all sorts of bugs
I had to scrub them in a sink full of suds.
I was going to chip them but thought
By the time I get t'bugs out there's nought
So I roasted the skins
In some old baking tins
Just like my old Mum has me taught