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15-02-2021, 05:03 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I settled for a bag of spuds
And found that most of them were duds
Infested with slugs
And all sorts of bugs
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15-02-2021, 05:08 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I settled for a bag of spuds
And found that most of them were duds
Infested with slugs
And all sorts of bugs
I had to scrub them in a sink full of suds.



I was going to chip them but thought
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15-02-2021, 05:12 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was going to chip them but thought
By the time I get t'bugs out there's nought
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15-02-2021, 07:08 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was going to chip them but thought
By the time I get t'bugs out there's nought
So I roasted the skins
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15-02-2021, 08:02 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was going to chip them but thought
By the time I get t'bugs out there's nought
So I roasted the skins
In some old baking tins
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15-02-2021, 08:55 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was going to chip them but thought
By the time I get t'bugs out there's nought
So I roasted the skins
In some old baking tins
Just like my old Mum has me taught

I shopped for essentials today
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17-02-2021, 11:47 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I shopped for essentials today
But I wanted to stay out and play
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17-02-2021, 01:00 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I shopped for essentials today
But I wanted to stay out and play
So before too long
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17-02-2021, 04:26 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I shopped for essentials today
But I wanted to stay out and play
So before too long
I burst into song
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17-02-2021, 05:03 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I shopped for essentials today
But I wanted to stay out and play
So before too long
I burst into song
And didn't give a care, come what may.


T'were a dark and stormy night
 
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