05-11-2020, 08:37 PM
1831
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says: "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says: "Yes .... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:.... "Didn't feel a thing."
Ouch!
10-11-2020, 11:32 AM
1835
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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Who to blame?
Where to start?
MSM, academics, t'internet?
10-11-2020, 06:49 PM
1836
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by JBR
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It might sound a little far-fetched, but I'm sure that is not an unusual event in real life these days.Who to blame?
Where to start?
MSM, academics, t'internet?
12-11-2020, 10:16 PM
1839
Re: Let's have a laugh
THE TINNIEBluey goes to an outdoor show and wins a Tinnie.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There’s no water deep enough to float a boat within 160 Kms of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the sister-in-law and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his Tinnie", pointing to the paddock behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a paddock sitting in the Tinnie with a fishing rod in his hand.
He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishing. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Queensland a bad name, making everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd bloody well come out there and kick your arse!"
12-11-2020, 10:27 PM
1840
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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THE TINNIEBluey goes to an outdoor show and wins a Tinnie.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There’s no water deep enough to float a boat within 160 Kms of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the sister-in-law and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his Tinnie", pointing to the paddock behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a paddock sitting in the Tinnie with a fishing rod in his hand.
He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishing. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Queensland a bad name, making everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd bloody well come out there and kick your arse!"
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