Re: One liners and short jokes!
Bruce will love this joke...
Bruce and and Sheila were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while they were in bed.
He turned to her and said, Do you want to have sex?
No, she answered.
Bruce then said, Is that your final answer?
She didn't even look at him this time, simply saying, Yes
So he said, Then I'd like to phone a friend.