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With another step nearer the grave
Why should we have to behave
For the sake of decorum
And the name of our forum
I'll just go and have a quick shave.
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A cat and a mouse had a race
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A cat and a mouse had a race
With the mouse setting a fast pace
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A cat and a mouse had a race
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Round the bend came a car
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A cat and a mouse had a race
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Round the bend came a car
Which was faster by far
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A cat and a mouse had a race
With the mouse setting a fast pace
Round the bend came a car
Which was faster by far
Sending cat and mouse to a far better place.

When Jill broke it off with her beau
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When Jill broke it off with her beau
His reaction, she wouldn't know
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When Jill broke it off with her beau
His reaction, she wouldn't know
but Jack was secretly gay
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When Jill broke it off with her beau
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but Jack was secretly gay
So with girls he didn't play
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When Jill broke it off with her beau
His reaction, she wouldn't know
but Jack was secretly gay
So with girls he didn't play
Jack preferred a much deeper furrow.

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