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When Maisie moved down to Bude
She found the menfolk quite crude

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When Maisie moved down to Bude
She found the menfolk quite rude
But it didn't take long

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A nice cup of tea goes down well
Put your feet up for a spell

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FM, sorry, but we're supposed to add just one line from the previous person's verse.
Then the person who writes the last line, starts the next limerick.





When Maisie moved down to Bude
She found the menfolk quite rude
But it didn't take long
For her to get along

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When Maisie moved down to Bude
She found the menfolk quite rude
But it didn't take long
For her to get along
With the ladies, who were not so crude.



Whilst walking around the town one day

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Whilst walking around the town today
I tripped, slipped, then fell in the bay

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Whilst walking around the town today
I tripped, slipped, then fell in the bay
I floundered about

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Whilst walking around the town today
I tripped, slipped, then fell in the bay
I floundered about
Then decided to shout

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Whilst walking around the town today
I tripped, slipped, then fell in the bay
I floundered about
Then decided to shout
Before the tide would sweep me away

To my relief there arrived the coastguard

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To my relief there arrived the coastguard
Who declared that tourists should be barred