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20-07-2021, 11:16 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to A&E he went
On a taxi his money he spent
He was given a bed for the night
but the nurses were not very bright
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20-07-2021, 11:20 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to A&E he went
On a taxi his money he spent
He was given a bed for the night
but the nurses were not very bright
So down to theatre he got sent.


He cried as they wheeled him away
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21-07-2021, 07:04 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He cried as they wheeled him away
Not knowing if he'd see the next day
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21-07-2021, 07:43 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He cried as they wheeled him away
Not knowing if he'd see the next day
But the surgeon said "Wait"
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21-07-2021, 10:18 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He cried as they wheeled him away
Not knowing if he'd see the next day
But the surgeon said "Wait"
This could seal his fate
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21-07-2021, 11:40 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He cried as they wheeled him away
Not knowing if he'd see the next day
But the surgeon said "Wait"
This could seal his fate
He could have his last roll in the hay.


But maybe that's pushing his luck
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21-07-2021, 11:50 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

But maybe that's pushing his luck
Being this sore, really does suck
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22-07-2021, 09:07 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

But maybe that's pushing his luck
Being this sore, really does suck
So they bandaged rat's stump
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22-07-2021, 09:12 PM
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22-07-2021, 09:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by DianneWoollie ->
But maybe that's pushing his luck
Being this sore, really does suck
Lucks due now, he's at the gym

You're a bit late, Dianne.
 
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