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Rustle, rustle......
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Phew . . . . . he must have changed his mind.

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Phew . . . . . he must have changed his mind.

Not really. Just went for a cuppa and watched a recording of a TV programme while I supped it.
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It's like the Marie Celeste in here, there's a distinct lack of Maries
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I've just spotted the Greater Spotted Dongle hopping up the path.



'Ere, come here you, I have good reason to believe you have been a very bad boy today.
You were in the newspaper, did you know that?
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I've just spotted the Greater Spotted Dongle hopping up the path.



'Ere, come here you, I have good reason to believe you have been a very bad boy today.
You were in the newspaper, did you know that?
Was I collecting my award for kicking all the floosies out?
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09-12-2019, 10:51 PM
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Was I collecting my award for kicking all the floosies out?

Of course not, silly Billy. Don't expect awards for things you will never be able to do.

No, I read all about your escapades today. You've been rumbled.

It seems you have a new hobby - Turnip Tossing.

The write up said there is a mysterious man in Paignton who has been out turnip tossing at motorists.
One extra large turnip hit a woman's car and caused £700 worth of damage!
A man in a Range Rover also had his vehicle damaged.

Police said other cars have been attacked with these missiles too, often from a bridge over the A380.

The Range Rover man is after you, dongle.
He has offered a £250 reward for anyone with information.

I pick up the cheque in the morning.

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09-12-2019, 11:14 PM
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Of course not, silly Billy. Don't expect awards for things you will never be able to do.

No, I read all about your escapades today. You've been rumbled.

It seems you have a new hobby - Turnip Tossing.

The write up said there is a mysterious man in Paignton who has been out turnip tossing at motorists.
One extra large turnip hit a woman's car and caused £700 worth of damage!
A man in a Range Rover also had his vehicle damaged.

Police said other cars have been attacked with these missiles too, often from a bridge over the A380.

The Range Rover man is after you, dongle.
He has offered a £250 reward for anyone with information.

I pick up the cheque in the morning.

Not me Mups. I only aim them at Volvos.... because they are Swede-ish.
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09-12-2019, 11:23 PM
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Not me Mups. I only aim them at Volvos.... because they are Swede-ish.

Oh very funny. I can see you're on the ball tonight.

Did you read about the Turnip tosser in your papers?

Anyway, you'd better watch out, cos I've told them it's you now. That £250 will come in handy for Christmas, PLUS, they might cart you off for a few weeks too!

I call that a Win Win situation.

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Not me Mups. I only aim them at Volvos.... because they are Swede-ish.
 

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