Gassy Sayings

What are some words or sayings in your country & give explanation if you can.
I will say some but since I don't know if you guys say them as well, be patient with me. Some may be outdated too, but what can I say?

You're gassed - You're drunk, loaded

Hold your horses - Just wait

You guys - includes both sexes

Have you flipped? - Are you crazy, nuts?

Well a few, I may not think these are funny really as I'm so used to them but would be interested in hearing some of yours.

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1) For us = One over the eight or - smashed
2) Hold yer horses or - hang on a mo
3) 'im an 'er
4) Bit loopy
If, just plain stupid - a 24 carat Plonker ........

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Thanks Patsy,a couple of those are pretty funny!

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If you don't wanna do something you say - I should cocoa ! Or - not on your Nelly !

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That's hilarious because our friends in Brazil said cocoa over there means 'poo'!

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So in Brazil I'd be saying 'I should poo !'
I'll stick to 'Not on your Nelly' from now on

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Ha ha! You're a gas Patsy, meaning you're funny.

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What sort of gas is that then - propane, calor or tummy gas

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Gee Patsy, I guess you & me are the only ones who talk funny around here

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Maybe the only ones that will admit to it