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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Oooh, Tessa, he sounds like he’s crossed the line this time.... are you going to tell us about it?
Do you want me to hold him, whilst you hit him, or give him a good hard poinking!
I wouldn't soil me poinker!
No, not telling, it involves another family member and is unforgivable.
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09-07-2020, 01:10 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
If you really need to have a very long seat to accommodate them all, maybe you need to eject yourself
Dexterous, Be nice to Longy, or l might put you in the ejector seat and you can learn to fly!
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09-07-2020, 01:12 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
Nobody really. At least not that now Yasser Arafat is dead.
That creature was even worse than any of the nazi top table.

TAT, Is he the one who wore a tea-towel on his head?
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09-07-2020, 01:16 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

I thought someone would suggest, one of the z-lister celebrities?

The annoyingly painful, Keith Lemon, would be the first in my ejector seat!
I’d definitely put him on full throttle!
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09-07-2020, 01:18 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
TAT, Is he the one who wore a tea-towel on his head?
Most of them do. He was the monster who arranged the little sheet in the shape of the Mandate to signify he would never accept the legitimacy of Israel.

Little sheet?

Certainly.

It's how he got the name "Little Sheet Head". Well that's one reason, the other is that he was.
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09-07-2020, 01:21 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
I thought someone would suggest, one of the z-lister celebrities?

The annoyingly painful, Keith Lemon, would be the first in my ejector seat!
I’d definitely put him on full throttle!
Oooo! Yes! can I nominate Lowry Turner?
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09-07-2020, 01:30 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Any professional footballer.
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09-07-2020, 02:17 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Baz, Parachutes are allowed as long as they don’t open!
OK that's great and means everyone who's 'done the dirty' on me in my lifetime, there are a few. What a brilliant way for Karma to work – silently until the satisfying 'big crunch' at the end!
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09-07-2020, 02:42 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Originally Posted by Baz46 ->
OK that's great and means everyone who's 'done the dirty' on me in my lifetime, there are a few. What a brilliant way for Karma to work – silently until the satisfying 'big crunch' at the end!
With you there. There are a few I could name but they're still alive and kicking, the others have already gone to their various Valhallas.

Silently apart from the very loud scream as they shoot skyward I presume?
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09-07-2020, 03:05 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Originally Posted by Percy Vere ->
With you there. There are a few I could name but they're still alive and kicking, the others have already gone to their various Valhallas.

Silently apart from the very loud scream as they shoot skyward I presume?
Yes, that's about right I had overlooked the terrified, loud scream on the way up, that I guess is a plus. I was concentrating more on the satisfaction I was experiencing when they were on the way down, proving that Karma works!
 
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