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10-07-2020, 08:02 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So I nicked his van
And I drove real fast, despite of my ban
The cops gave chase
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11-07-2020, 12:07 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So I nicked his van
And I drove real fast, despite of my ban
The cops gave chase
But I went at a pace
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11-07-2020, 12:53 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So I nicked his van
And I drove real fast, despite of my ban
The cops gave chase
But I went at a pace
And drove as fast as I can

Soon I left the cops behind
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11-07-2020, 06:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Soon I left the cops behind
But the road to York I couldn't find
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11-07-2020, 08:27 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Soon I left the cops behind
But the road to York I couldn't find
My petrol was low
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11-07-2020, 10:35 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Soon I left the cops behind
But the road to York I couldn't find
My petrol was low
Then it started to snow
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12-07-2020, 12:23 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Soon I left the cops behind
But the road to York I couldn't find
My petrol was low
Then it started to snow
But if caught I would be fined.



I then saw a woman thumbing a lift
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12-07-2020, 10:10 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I then saw a woman thumbing a lift
And saw her skirt was coming adrift
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12-07-2020, 11:12 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I then saw a woman thumbing a lift
And saw her skirt was coming adrift
And exposed her creamy white thighs
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13-07-2020, 10:01 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I then saw a woman thumbing a lift
And saw her skirt was coming adrift
And exposed her creamy white thighs
And I tried to avert my eyes
 
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