11-09-2016, 11:44 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Got two for a shilling, with Flakes and Hundreds and thousands and sauce, where should I post the Nine Bob Note to.
12-09-2016, 01:17 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Oi,you-wind yer neck in!Me 'n' spits,we're mates,we are. I lent 'im ten bob t'get the ice creams and all I'm askin' [as his mate] is two pahnd ninteen 'n' sixpence 'apney in change,as 'is mate,see? Gor Blimey guvnor,I ain't wunna them conmen what arks y't'send munney to a prince in Ghana! I woon't do that,don't need to-coz my uvva mate juss 'appens to be KING of Anglia....altho, funnily enuff,he does 'appen t'be 'avvin a bit of bovver wiv cashflow. Got 'is wedge all wrapped up in diamonds 'n' crahns 'n' monarchy stuff,see.
...So,if y'could see yer way t'lendin' 'im a few shekels,I'll see to it y'get proper weighed-aht,likely wiv an estate,or a peerage,once his bitta bovva gets sorted...no messin',honest!
12-09-2016, 03:41 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
EKTUELLEH,you disgusting little oiks,I was born in The Dengies.Yes-PLEASE do make the 'Dingies' joke-never heard that one before.
However,one was,within a few days,taken back to mater's lineal home,which was a tiny village named Saxa Vord,on the Shetland Isles,where one grew up punching puffins and leaping off the cliffs into the sea with ne'er a qualm regarding "ooh it's cold",along with other children of my generation. So,this 'Wessex' of which you speak,is known to we 'Danes' [we ain't all danes-some of us is Nordic,innit] as the place King Wotsit legged it to,when we of Viking lineage came a-visitin'.
Chap's an utter wimp-we only wanted to say hello....sigh.
One now resides on a tiny island of purest peace and tranqwooil...trankwill...tranqwilli...look,it's QUIET,m'kay?!?
And by the way-I've just realised this macbook,what I am using for only the 3rd time since it arrived in May,has NO 'pound-sign' on it!
HMMPH...bloody colonials-y'just can't trust the uppity sods.
It's got a dollar sign -z'iff anyone'd ever use THAT,for Heaven's [or in my case,Valhalla's] sake......oh,well....just hafta hope it can speak Sony.
I must be the only person I know who doesn't have an iPhone,so-we shall see. BUT-iff'n the damned thing doesn't want to interface with the wall,it WILL learn t'speak Sony Xperia.
Jolly good-carry on,chaps...
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