Re: The origin and history of the poink
Originally Posted by
Artangel
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Boo Hoo Boo Hoo, I'm devastated!
The hospital rang and said l needed to go in urgently, for another scan...... Boo Hoo...there's no babyeee nomlet. It's a .....phantom pregnancy.
I just got a message from Nom saying, 'HaHa! Tricked you, l had cling film on my lips' ... Poinkity Poink!
You are welcome to him Mups, l hope you don't get a baby chimp!
Now where's Tpin with his Jumbobone? l need a holiday!
I don't whether I feel sorry for you or relieved Art. You may not see it at the moment, but I think in the long term it is for the best. You don't want to be tied to a scoundrel for the rest of your life do you.
I think we have lost this battle to get at Nom's money. I pray his conscience will one day prick him into giving some to good causes (like us), or better still, leaving it all to us in his will.
Now that Twink and Tess are plotting to accost Tpin, (well done girls), I think I might retire gracefully and observe their progress whilst sprawled on my sofa surrounded by my four-legged furry friends.
I need time to come to terms with my single life again.