24-07-2020, 06:46 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"24-07-2020, 06:48 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A more true Friend you will never find.24-07-2020, 07:31 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Primus1
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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"
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25-07-2020, 03:59 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
IF THESE DO NOT HAVE YOU IN TEARS OF LAUGHTER -- CALL THE DOC OR THE OTHER GUYS!!!!!Council Correspondence:- Here are some genuine comments taken from letters sent to the council:-
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1:-I want some repairs done to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
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2:- It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
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3:- I wish to complain that my father broke his ankle when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
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4:- Their eighteen year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5:- The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
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6:- My bush is really overgrown round the front, and my back passage has fungus growing in it
25-07-2020, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Richmond
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IF THESE DO NOT HAVE YOU IN TEARS OF LAUGHTER -- CALL THE DOC OR THE OTHER GUYS!!!!!Council Correspondence:- Here are some genuine comments taken from letters sent to the council:-
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1:-I want some repairs done to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
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2:- It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
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3:- I wish to complain that my father broke his ankle when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
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4:- Their eighteen year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5:- The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
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6:- My bush is really overgrown round the front, and my back passage has fungus growing in it
26-07-2020, 10:29 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Arena
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Scientists have discovered the cause of diarrhoea - apparently it's hereditary and runs in your jeans.
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