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Beware storm Bella, she's on her way
All night long, and into next day,
she's already hit here
Nearly blew off my ear
Next they snow's on the way!




Fred was sitting there watching tv

Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred was sitting there watching tv
balancing a tray on his knee

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Fred was sitting there watching tv
balancing a tray on his knee
Then a knock on the door

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Fred was sitting there watching tv
balancing a tray on his knee
Then a knock on the door
As his tray hit the floor

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Fred was sitting there watching tv
balancing a tray on his knee
Then a knock on the door
As his tray hit the floor
And Fred wondered "Who can that be?"

"Who stands without?" Fred called

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"Who stands without?" Fred called
Fred saw a weird face, and was appalled

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"Who stands without?" Fred called
Fred saw a weird face, and was appalled
for it was Judd without knickers

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"Who stands without?" Fred called
Fred saw a weird face, and was appalled
for it was Judd without knickers
And eating a Snickers

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Who stands without?" Fred called
Fred saw a weird face, and was appalled
for it was Judd without knickers
And eating a Snickers
Because his van had just stalled

While watching catch-up TV

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While watching catch-up TV
I fancied a hot cup of Tea