Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
This is the red lipped batfish, you’d never guess would you, found on the Galapagos Islands, this fish is actually a very bad swimmer, and uses its pectoral fins to walk on the bottom of the ocean. (Image credits: imgur)
It’s amazing some of the creatures who live on the Ocean floors, how would you like a smacker off this little lady, have you ever seen such a sour faced fish in all your life, it reminds me of me Aunt Greta when she came home one night after being stood up by a Sailor back in the 50’s, If you put a little scarf around it’s head it would have a striking resemblance to dear Greta.
I remember Greta getting dolled up for her dates, I was just a boy and was amazed at this brown stuff she used to have in a bottle, she would shake it violently then pour some out onto her hands and rub it into her lily white legs turning them into sun tanned film stars legs in seconds, another miracle! praise the lord! My they certainly had plenty of tricks up their sleeves to fool us poor eejits back then, you had to buy the whole package to find out the truth and then it was too late to do anything about it, “What happened to your lovely brown smooth legs dear?, I never knew women had to shave their legs?”