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31-08-2019, 07:14 AM
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Betty stayed up so late one night
A bang on the window gave her a fright
She quickly dialled 999
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31-08-2019, 07:17 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Betty stayed up so late one night
A bang on the window gave her a fright
She quickly dialled 999
But the police said it's fine
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31-08-2019, 11:30 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Betty stayed up so late one night
A bang on the window gave her a fright
She quickly dialled 999
But the police said it's fine
'Twas a drunk in the nude - what a sight!





My security light won't work
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31-08-2019, 11:39 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My security light won't work
Just needs a bit of a jerk
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31-08-2019, 03:00 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My security light won't work
Just needs a bit of a jerk
To see what's wrong
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31-08-2019, 04:00 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My security light won't work
Just needs a bit of a jerk
To see what's wrong
Shouldn't take long
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31-08-2019, 07:43 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

My security light won't work
Just needs a bit of a jerk
To see what's wrong
Shouldn't take long
Else it'll make me berserk

Can't seem to shake the thought
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31-08-2019, 09:29 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Can't seem to shake the thought
That there's something expensive I bought
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31-08-2019, 10:06 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Can't seem to shake the thought
That there's something expensive I bought
Could not say "no"
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31-08-2019, 10:42 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Can't seem to shake the thought
That there's something expensive I bought
Could not say "no"
So i'm thinking i'll show
 
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