Re: Limericks. (New).

Poor Flo said " I know what i'll do
I’ll make Bert a vegetable stew

Re: Limericks. (New).

Poor Flo said " I know what i'll do
I’ll make Bert a vegetable stew
Then the veg she did had dug

Re: Limericks. (New).

Poor Flo said " I know what i'll do
I’ll make Bert a vegetable stew
When the veg she did had dug
Complete with fat slug

Re: Limericks. (New).

Poor Flo said " I know what i'll do
I’ll make Bert a vegetable stew
Then the veg she did had dug
Complete with fat slug
Were chopped up neat like you do.



As she stirred it all in the pot

Re: Limericks. (New).

As she stirred it all in the pot
she said to the slug 'that's yer lot'

Re: Limericks. (New).

As she stirred it all in the pot
she said to the slug 'that's yer lot'
As she added some spice

Re: Limericks. (New).

As she stirred it all in the pot
she said to the slug 'that's yer lot'
As she added some spice
Which she thought would suffice

Re: Limericks. (New).

As she stirred it all in the pot
she said to the slug 'that's yer lot'
As she added some spice
Which she thought would suffice
And it looked very nice, she thought.




When Bertie came home for his tea

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bertie came home for his tea
He said I’ve been stung by a bee

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Bertie came home for his tea
He said I've been stung by a bee
She said That's a pain