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Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..


Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.


Obviously, the man was impressed.


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.


Then he married the one with the biggest tits.



Men are like that, you know.

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And who could blame him Gummy.

Didn’t Robin live in the same house as Batman? The pair of them hadn’t any girlfriends, were they gay? You never knew these things years ago, they were not mentioned, no wonder Batman called Robin the boy wonder.
That signature tune they used at the opening of each episode (the old Adam West Batman) is the only song I know with only one work in it “Batman”

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Batman had Boy Wonder, and Alfred the Great.

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Well,today I went to a drive-through McDonald's,for the first time ever.
Jeez;the space between their tables is really tight,I only just made it.
The 90' turn to get back out the door was a real squeeze!

Oh,btw...I've been banned from McDonald's!

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its made for 'little' people whose fat mums wait outside in the car - what's ya girth size Pug?? if it's not to prudent to ask!

ps: ya could do drive through - or even drive threw!

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Do you ever wonder how the 1.5 acre ROOF GARDEN on the former DERRY & TOMS building in KENSINGTON is still supporting fully grown trees, after nearly 100 years.?

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I've just got home, and on the way back I picked up a toasted sandwich, I was hot and sweaty when I entered the house so, I put the sandwich on the kitchen chair, stripped off and leapt into the shower. When I came back downstairs looking for a fresh bath towel, I forgot about the sandwich, and sat on it intending to dry my feet, well as you can imagine, it was a right Panini in the arse.

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I note you say 'leapt' into the shower,spitfire...

....so,not a member of the "ooh,ooh,shityafffffahhgottitOHHHH,SOLO ME-OOOOHHHHHHH,iiit'sa sweaty meeeee [lather,lather],I'ma having a showerrrrr,a-before my paniniiiiiiii...I'll-a haaaave [scrub scrub] just-a one small glaaaaassss,then I'll-a stick my paniiiiniiiiii,right UUUUUUUUPPPP my arrrrrr[well,you can guess the rest]


...on a separate note-WHY are you all now envisaging spitfire singing 'Oh solo mio' as he showers???...

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Last time I went to London proper was circa 1972, to watch a Schoolboy international football match at Wembley, the coach stopped at a local greasy spoon, and I put sugar on my chips, the first of many social blunders, anyway, I had no knowledge of this building or rooftop garden.

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Bless you Spitty for commenting on my reminiscence of DERRY & TOMS.

There were actually 3 enormous Department stores in close proximity, namely BARKERS , PONTINS & D&T.


MOre tomorrow.

This heat is killing me!