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I stumbled into bed last night and she said "You're drunk"!
I asked her how she knew.
She said "You live next door"!
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I stumbled into bed last night and she said "You're drunk"!
I asked her how she knew.
She said "You live next door"!
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I stumbled into bed last night and she said "You're drunk"!
I asked her how she knew.
She said "You live next door"!
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17-01-2021, 10:56 AM
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory, all I did was take a day off

A man knocked on my door and asked for a small contribution for the local swimming pool......I gave him a glass of water..
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Smoking will kill you....bacon will kill you...and yet, smoking bacon will cure it...
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17-01-2021, 06:08 PM
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I can tell someone's judgemental just by looking at them!
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Just had my Christmas Dinner.
Those slow cookers are crap!
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So if you believe in reincarnation, instead of RIP on your gravestone, do you put BRB?
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The husband returned from the shop and gave his wife a can of peas for a party as per her instructions.
She fumed, "I asked you to get me some canapés!"
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