15-03-2020, 01:22 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Who's stopping you going to bed? Get yerselves off...
Think I will actually, Judsy.
I am tired tonight, so should sleep well.
You'll have to have some bolt cutters if you intend sneaking back, because we've had strong chains fitted on the inside of all the doors today.
I bid you goodnight Sir - and try not to wet the bed tonight won't you, you can't keep on using our washing machine y'know.
15-03-2020, 12:37 PM
28094
Re: Last to post wins
This thread is now in lockdown because of the threat of the Coronavirus and will be designated a safe zone.If you meet any of the following criteria, you are advised to keep out until the all-clear has been issued
1 - You are over fifty
2 - You are wimmin
Men over fifty are welcome. We only ask that we are supplied with food occasionally. Food items such as pizzas, slices of hot-buttered toast, pancakes, and cheese omelettes are acceptable. In fact, anything that can be slid under the door.
We already have some prerequisites such as toilet paper (we've found some wimmin's mags lying around), and hand-sanitizer in the form of two dozen bottles of 40% proof Absolut Vodka - we may as well have the good stuff as we may be confined in here for some time.
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15-03-2020, 01:05 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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This thread is now in lockdown because of the threat of the Coronavirus and will be designated a safe zone.If you meet any of the following criteria, you are advised to keep out until the all-clear has been issued
1 - You are over fifty
2 - You are wimmin
Men over fifty are welcome. We only ask that we are supplied with food occasionally. Food items such as pizzas, slices of hot-buttered toast, pancakes, and cheese omelettes are acceptable. In fact, anything that can be slid under the door.
We already have some prerequisites such as toilet paper (we've found some wimmin's mags lying around), and hand-sanitizer in the form of two dozen bottles of 40% proof Absolut Vodka - we may as well have the good stuff as we may be confined in here for some time.
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15-03-2020, 05:20 PM
28098
Re: Last to post wins
Pipe down, all of you male specimens.Judd, you've had too much to say by half, so you can stay quiet for at least a week now.
Dongle, do stop agreeing with him as it makes him think he is right - and he isn't.
In fact, none of you men are ever right about anything, it's genetically impossible.
Now do take heed and go and make us some tea.
15-03-2020, 07:39 PM
28099
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Pipe down, all of you male specimens.Judd, you've had too much to say by half, so you can stay quiet for at least a week now.
Dongle, do stop agreeing with him as it makes him think he is right - and he isn't.
In fact, none of you men are ever right about anything, it's genetically impossible.
Now do take heed and go and make us some tea.
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