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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
SAG?? Have you been looking at my derrière again?
AGAIN ??
No it was a deduction , prompted by assertions by others that you
spend a lot of time sitting on it? 🤗🤗

Donkeyman! 🤔🤔
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01-07-2021, 09:51 PM
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Re: Random thoughts.....

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Despite all the different things shouted out by the crowd at a football match, the collective sound always sounds like 'Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'

That was the first random thought, the second was;
l:
Crickets are probably saying all sorts of things too
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01-07-2021, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Donkeyman ->
AGAIN ??
No it was a deduction , prompted by assertions by others that you
spend a lot of time sitting on it? 🤗🤗

Donkeyman! 🤔🤔
I assume the "ass" bit of "assertions" was an unintended pun Dman

Alas, what these "others" aren't taking into account is the precise nature of the seats I'm sitting on when making these posts.

More often than not, I'm multitasking and riding a bike, riding a horse, hang gliding, abseiling, rock climbing, trampolining and bungee jumping. All of which I am so skilled at now that I only need to use one hand and pay scant attention to; thus enabling me to post on here simultaneously.
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02-07-2021, 10:14 AM
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Why are all the banana's as straight as pokers now? I went to the supermarket and I couldn't get a curvy banana anywhere. Its not normal.
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02-07-2021, 11:36 AM
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Re: Random thoughts.....

Originally Posted by AnnieS ->
Crickets are probably saying all sorts of things too
I wonder what?
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02-07-2021, 11:36 AM
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Re: Random thoughts.....

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Why are all the banana's as straight as pokers now? I went to the supermarket and I couldn't get a curvy banana anywhere. Its not normal.
Something to do with the EU bods.
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02-07-2021, 11:50 AM
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Re: Random thoughts.....

Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Why are all the banana's as straight as pokers now? I went to the supermarket and I couldn't get a curvy banana anywhere. Its not normal.
I bought a yellow plastic aerated banana carryng thing to carry my banana to work, as you do when extremely bored, with too much free time and regular income.

This had a generic curve which pretty much worked for most bananas.

If they allow bananas to be sold straight, then my investment (which to be fair I haven't used since retiring) will become unfit for purpose!!
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02-07-2021, 11:59 AM
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I no longer like bananas, I think they are tasteless. I used to like a banana sandwich and queue for them with my blue ration book. They are plentiful now but - yuk.
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02-07-2021, 01:06 PM
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Re: Random thoughts.....

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Something to do with the EU bods.
But we aren't in the EU now, so straight banana's are an abomination in my fruit basket.
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02-07-2021, 01:08 PM
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Re: Random thoughts.....

Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
I bought a yellow plastic aerated banana carryng thing to carry my banana to work, as you do when extremely bored, with too much free time and regular income.

This had a generic curve which pretty much worked for most bananas.

If they allow bananas to be sold straight, then my investment (which to be fair I haven't used since retiring) will become unfit for purpose!!
Oh I had one of them, but don't use it now since they became straight Now I try to angle them on my fruit basket and it isn't pretty. Fruit is round and curvy, my bowl is round and curvy...things should FIT!!
 
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