26-04-2018, 12:20 PM
6071
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Sorry Gummy I don’t do politics left right or centre, nasty or looney, they’re all tarred with the same greedy money brush, I have given up voting altogether, I’ll never again endorse a bunch of gangsters to run my country, I wouldn’t waste me breath talking about them, not an honest soul amongst the lot of them, the sooner we get incorruptible robots for the job the better.
Last night my head was up there amongst the stars, and as I gazed up I was wondering where all the black holes were hiding, not to mention the dark matter, then sure enough as if in answer to me prayers I stepped into some dark matter in the garden, for a little dog he produces an awful lot of dark matter, I then buried it in a small black hole the dog had dug earlier. I went back into the house feeling randy and starry eyed, but n’er a mention of the big bang, all she said was “My God, your out there in the cold with no pullover on yeh, you’ll catch your death of cold, yeh eejit”
26-04-2018, 01:14 PM
6074
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Jem
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Sorry Gummy I don’t do politics left right or centre, nasty or looney, they’re all tarred with the same greedy money brush, I have given up voting altogether, I’ll never again endorse a bunch of gangsters to run my country, I wouldn’t waste me breath talking about them, not an honest soul amongst the lot of them, the sooner we get incorruptible robots for the job the better.Last night my head was up there amongst the stars, and as I gazed up I was wondering where all the black holes were hiding, not to mention the dark matter, then sure enough as if in answer to me prayers I stepped into some dark matter in the garden, for a little dog he produces an awful lot of dark matter, I then buried it in a small black hole the dog had dug earlier. I went back into the house feeling randy and starry eyed, but n’er a mention of the big bang, all she said was “My God, your out there in the cold with no pullover on yeh, you’ll catch your death of cold, yeh eejit”
I was just talkin about the looney left handers??
26-04-2018, 01:21 PM
6075
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by spitfire
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There's a lot of "IT" about.
26-04-2018, 05:34 PM
6077
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I was at the edge of my land,standing with the ponies and about to go along the beach with them,when I suddenly thought "Hmm...I wonder if there's anything on this planet as beautiful as Sweety Pie. I doubt it ..." [well how COULD there be,other than gumbud in chiffon {phwoooah}...then I happened to glance upward and this phenomenomenom was smiling at me. What you can't see is the celestial sign,written in starlight,at the entrance to this magic staircase,that says "Climb aboard the unicorns;devoted guardians and servants of the Queen of beauty,Lady Sweety Pie". Awwwww....
26-04-2018, 07:56 PM
6079
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
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