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09-10-2016, 06:44 PM
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Ok,got it on an ascending chord,using 4-2-4 as the over-rhythm and catching it with a drop-D 2-4-2 bass counter...GIMME DAT LUUUURVE!

HALLELUJAH!,etc,etc...

[btw,brother gumbud - who we gloryin' up & singin' about?]
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09-10-2016, 07:17 PM
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Bound for Gory.


This expression describes my latest hobby to a T.

Basically it's the ancient art of "Putting a ferret (or Two) down your trousers."

Rules are very tightly adhered to; NO underpants, TIE securely rope around ankles,.
TIGHTEN belt.
I am told that veterans wear white trousers to show up blood from the bites.

THe current record holder managed to keep the unfortunate ferrets down his pants for 5 hours, before losing consciousness
What an IDIOT



Reminds me of Mr McCawber, regularly quoted as saying.

"If the law says that, then the law is an ass ,an idiot"
NO he didn't say that
he said
"A ass A idiot" (sic)
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09-10-2016, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
Ok,got it on an ascending chord,using 4-2-4 as the over-rhythm and catching it with a drop-D 2-4-2 bass counter...GIMME DAT LUUUURVE!

HALLELUJAH!,etc,etc...

[btw,brother gumbud - who we gloryin' up & singin' about?]
why's Mr Pug bros - it's dat old white fella over der wiv da blig black lips and the placard wrapped around iz neck with "Glory Bound " wrote on it!!
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10-10-2016, 07:41 PM
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Oh,HIM...[y'do know he stole that hat,don'tcha!]...
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Oh,HIM...[y'do know he stole that hat,don'tcha!]...
oh you mean his attitude - no it was iz at he chewed it was mine!
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12-10-2016, 02:46 AM
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oh you mean his attitude - no it was iz at he chewed it was mine!
I'll read that again NO it wasn't iz at he chewed it was mine!

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Azzit 'appens,yer BOTH wrong-coz it was akshly a Balaclava he was munching!

Now-a kweshjun I'd like answered by yooz learned folk,iffn y'd be so kind;

Exactly WHO are the sacred folk
referred to every day;
whom,no matter what the question is
can settle it with 'THEY' say...?

Who are this 'They',of which we hear,
this 'They' of such fine mettle
that,no question ever asked has been
beyond their ken to settle?

The Illuminati are revered
and Masons make fine play;
the Buffs give secret handshakes,
but all whither before "They say".

So-does anyone have an inking,
of who it is that 'say'?
Is there a secret order known
by the nomenclature of 'They'?
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
Azzit 'appens,yer BOTH wrong-coz it was akshly a Balaclava he was munching!

Now-a kweshjun I'd like answered by yooz learned folk,iffn y'd be so kind;

Exactly WHO are the sacred folk
referred to every day;
whom,no matter what the question is
can settle it with 'THEY' say...?

Who are this 'They',of which we hear,
this 'They' of such fine mettle
that,no question ever asked has been
beyond their ken to settle?

The Illuminati are revered
and Masons make fine play;
the Buffs give secret handshakes,
but all whither before "They say".

So-does anyone have an inking,
of who it is that 'say'?
Is there a secret order known
by the nomenclature of 'They'?
I know them quite well actually but they would kil me if I said!!
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12-10-2016, 04:11 PM
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Ah-yes,I had heard about their intensity regarding punishment for divulging,gumbud......apparently,anyone declared guilty of revealing the secrets of 'They',is sweated to death by naked,steamy maidens,who close in on him from all sides and 'exert' him to death over a period of several naked,steamy days of sweat-inducing activities. [must be AWFUL!]
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12-10-2016, 08:23 PM
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Verily, it came to pass that they declared that the mad menacing milliner made more members maudlin morons.
drat you guys are much more inventive in your posts than I am.
I'll just watch for a while.
 
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