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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
i'm with RJ, Pugsy, you do big paragraphs, respect, and, there is only one way to deal with a Smart Arse, get a Bidet!!!
have yu installed a bidet in your sunhouse spittie?? could be handy or even hardy??
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NO desire to appear too 'learned' or 'he noze evrykink'...not even for Jem. Today,have been been banned from two science discussion forums for correcting persons referring to themselves as 'experts' who have NO idea just how large a diversity is betwixt 'science' and 'physics'. Mostly due to my putting them right,regarding Penrose’s incompleteness theorem [68] which highlights
the incompleteness of the 'Schwarzschild/Kerr' theorem and is a stable feature when operatedin the context of dynamics vs impetus.
BOOM!...and I'm now blocked. Oh...thank you,chaps...

So,iff'n yer don't mind,I'll just say "Try understanding Leptin,it's values,what it's requirements to operate effectively are...and just how few places are available today that ate totally free of mankind's interference."

Uvvran that,I don't know nuffink.

I'll go away now.... sorry 'n' that....

Ai thenkyoh.
erhmm erhmm?? - der iZ a rights way mon and der iZ a wrong way mon of given 'em da chisel - ya ken wot I'm sayin Jimmy? uv 'erd of 'de bull in de china shop' mon - let me aksk ya a qu' qu' question mon - "wot iz it that yez got abut china shops??

innit

ps: sings as departs off stage left "tip toe through the tulips ; tip toe through the tulips [or china shop for that matter]

pps: did I comment on your lovely wrap around lurex top yuz have on tonight - love the purple lipstick and that redhead wig is divine darling! - pity about the kilt!
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22-04-2018, 01:18 AM
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Whul, the problem with being right is that peoples don' want to yer it, cos it meanz they be wrong.

I should know, most peoples only listen to oi when oime wrong. When oime right, everywun wantz to tell I oi be wrong. Why iz thaat?
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22-04-2018, 06:14 AM
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Tis easy to be right, when you hang about wiv wrong'uns.
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22-04-2018, 08:07 AM
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Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord It's hard to be humble,
But I'm doing the best that I can


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I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty today
And I pity
Any onel who isn’t me today
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty and bright
And I pity any one who isn’t me tonight
I feel charming
Oh, so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real

INNIT (said in deep loud manly voice)
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Any chance of having my shoes back please?
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Any chance of having my shoes back please?
only if you promise to get rid of the squeak - on second thoughts NO leave it - I've got another idea!!
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What frigging shoes?
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There's no one to talk with
I'll talk with my shoe
He does have a tongue
And an inner sole too
He's awfully well polished
So straitlaced and neat
But he talks about nothing
but feet...feet...feet .

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