Re: Limericks. (New).

While sat down on the North Pier
He fancied a really cool beer
But as he sat dreaming
With the sun on his head beaming

Re: Limericks. (New).

While sat down on the North Pier
He fancied a really cool beer
But as he sat dreaming
With the sun on his head beaming
His mind wandered to thoughts of Leah.



Leah was an old love from the past

Re: Limericks. (New).

Leah was an old love from the past
Who was a bit loose and fast

Re: Limericks. (New).

Leah was an old love from the past
Who was a bit loose and fast
And his passion arose

Re: Limericks. (New).

Leah was an old love from the past
Who was a bit loose and fast
And his passion arose
As he unzipped her clothes

Re: Limericks. (New).

Leah was an old love from the past
Who was a bit loose and fast
And his passion arose
As he unzipped her clothes
But she slapped him, and said he's too fast.



His stinging cheek turned red

Re: Limericks. (New).

His stinging cheek turned red
"Serves you right" our Leah said

Re: Limericks. (New).

His stinging cheek turned red
"Serves you right" our Leah said
''Leave my buttons alone''

Re: Limericks. (New).

His stinging cheek turned red
"Serves you right" our Leah said
''Leave my buttons alone''
"Your actions I can't condone"

Re: Limericks. (New).

His stinging cheek turned red
"Serves you right" our Leah said
''Leave my buttons alone''
"Your actions I can't condone"
Not till you get me in bed


Your place or mine our hero said.