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An expensive navigational error Pug, reminded me of Wrong Way Corrigan, only this chap was not tunneling, he was flying up in the heavens.


Douglas Corrigan*(January 22, 1907 – December 9, 1995) was an American aviator born innGalveston, Texas. He was nicknamed "Wrong Way" in 1938. After a transcontinental flight from Long Beach, California, to New York City, he flew from Floyd Bennett Field in Brooklyn, New York, to Ireland, though his flight plan was filed to return to Long Beach. He claimed his unauthorized flight was due to a navigational error, caused by heavy cloud cover that obscured landmarks and low-light conditions, causing him to misread his compass. However, he was a skilled aircraft mechanic (he was one of the builders of Charles Lindbergh's Spirit of St. Louis) and had made several modifications to his own plane, preparing it for his transatlantic flight. He had been denied permission to make a nonstop flight from New York to Ireland, and his "navigational error" was seen as deliberate. Nevertheless, he never publicly admitted to having flown to Ireland intentionally.wiki.

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On the 19th day before xmas my true love said to me
Where is the tipple for me to wet my whistle
And we need some mistletoe to make the vicars dangle grow
Only six more days!!!!!!!!!
Five I think I’ve got the hives; fourrrrrrrr! Gentle farts; three quick pees; two with you know who and
I’ve tried the mistletoe with you know who!!!!!!!

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here's another one I HAVE given it some thought! the transfer of thought is a miracle of science that I do not think has been achieved as yet.

I have been trying to give thoughts to others for many years - it started in my teens when I was out walkin with young Jenny - I kept trying to give her very suggestive thoughts every time we went walkin down the country lanes but alas it never worked and when I tried to whisper them in her left ear she just giggled and said it tickled.

since being married I have continued trying to give thoughts to my dear wif and I am sure you gentlemen here will understand how difficult it is to give thoughts to ya wif. they just seem to have a separate mind of their own. If I catch her in the right mood she sometimes responds to my 'spoken out loud thoughts' but I do have to get all gentle and romantic and promise to buy her things - such a drag!!

and I do recall in the bible old JC saying " you will be able to perform greater miracles than I [he was always grammatically correct] but he didn't leave the bloody blue print otherwise Jenny could have been my wif now!!!

ah well back to the drawing board to give it more thought

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please send back the urn and ashes urgently before I throw me pads at ya!

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a London friend has just reminded me that the first female Bishopric of London has been appointed AND anointed also I assume. I merely commented that I'd hope she was celibate upon which he replied she is not catholic!

catholic or not I find the thought of a female bishopric threshing about in the haybarn no doubt with her hubbie or partner [male or female] a bit overwhelming. And that's why I'd hoped she would be celibate - after all once you are that close to the Christ is it appropriate to be going off for a bit of nuckie from time to time?

Varied thoughts are welcome!

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My DEAR gumbud; are you REALLY so unfamiliar with that veritable festive sex-fest that begins...

"Cum,all ye faithful,joyful & triumphant"...???

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Gummy & Puggy. what a load of bollocks you do come up with when you're up late drinking black currant wine (home made).
Why not seek to be inspired by that giant of philosophy, our Jem.
Or the wonder of words , El Spitola.

NOTE TO SELF
Bobby, don't post in the early hours, really, not.

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Who is Bishop Rick? or Bish O'Prick? otherwise good posts pf late .laddie






Puggy, I appreciate your latest posts, just as perceptive and thought provoking as usual, but delivered in a welcome brief & succinct style
Well done good & faithful savant (KJV)

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I BEG YOUR PARDON?? me thinks our robbie of the roberto kind or as that great comedian of the past frankie howard would say "ro berto ro berto come here and tell me what you are snivelling about " "do you duth mock me laddie?" come come to uncle frankie and tell all and put that empty wine bottle down"

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That's temptation for ya Gumbsy, and just for the record, One should only "Thresh" in a Threshing Barn, and, not in pursuance of personal gratification, but, to separate the Wheat from the Chaff, for the greater good off all.


Amen.