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25-02-2020, 03:03 AM
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haha, talking about being unfaithful......
My wife once asked me how many women I had slept with.
I said:"Only with you, my love. With all others I was awake!"
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25-02-2020, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
haha, talking about being unfaithful......
My wife once asked me how many women I had slept with.
I said:"Only with you, my love. With all others I was awake!"


I'd tell that to Marge, but for some reason I daren't.
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25-02-2020, 02:44 PM
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Jonathan Ross and I are trying to raise money for charity with a Pancake event...

I'm making the pancakes, and he's selling the waffle tickets
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25-02-2020, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
haha, talking about being unfaithful......
My wife once asked me how many women I had slept with.
I said:"Only with you, my love. With all others I was awake!"
Good one -- wonder how long he lived???
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26-02-2020, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Richmond ->
Good one -- wonder how long he lived???
Last time I checked I was still alive.
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26-02-2020, 10:00 PM
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Last time I checked I was still alive.
LOL --- You are Bad!
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27-02-2020, 08:53 PM
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Thank you BBC news for showing me how to wash my hands.

Up until now I've just been using battery acid and rough sandpaper..

Well done BBC - another winner.
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27-02-2020, 08:54 PM
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Bradford has just been quarantined. Not because of the corona virus, it's because it's a shithole.
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27-02-2020, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Bradford has just been quarantined. Not because of the corona virus, it's because it's a shithole.
So's Batley, I'm double weshing my hands!
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