Re: Limericks. (New).

Brazen, she asked, "Fancy a date?"
"To have found you just has to be fate"

Re: Limericks. (New).

Brazen, she asked, "Fancy a date?"
"To have found you just has to be fate"
She looked into his eyes

Re: Limericks. (New).

Brazen, she asked, "Fancy a date?"
"To have found you just has to be fate"
She looked into his eyes
And then to her surprise

Re: Limericks. (New).

Brazen, she asked "Fancy a date?"
" To have found you just has to be fate"
She looked into his eyes
And then to her surprise
He shut her hand in the gate.

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said

Re: Limericks. (New).

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said
"Look what you've done," - and then it bled

Re: Limericks. (New).

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said
"Look what you've done," - and then it bled
That's going to need stitches

Re: Limericks. (New).

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said
"Look what you've done" and then it bled
That's going to need stitches
You know how sore a stitch is

Re: Limericks. (New).

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said
"Look what you've done" and then it bled
That's going to need stitches
You know how sore a stitch is
So off to the doctor they fled.




When Eric joined the new Gym

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Eric joined the new Gym
He was trying to get slim

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Eric Joined the new Gym
He was trying to get slim
He weighed eighteen stone