Re: China reminds australia
Well well. Here we go with more dire warnings from the Schlaughtermeister General and first remote control propaganda minister of the People’s Republic of Jee Jing Ping Pong, of the imminent destruction of the free convict state of Ortsraylia. This time it looks like he has a wing man. I’m taking off from this joint soon. I’ve asked to be deleted. They haven’t done it yet. But at least I feel very free to respond to you candidly. I mean what are they going to do?..ban me?..Bring it on please. Once again The great south land of convicts, meat pies and corked hats must quake and shiver in their Blundstones over the latest stern warnings from?..eh?...what’s his name?..that little Chinese Ambassador guy that stands up frequently and lectures us on how naughty we are being because we are just not doing what we are told by Big Daddy Xi…It’s kind of like this.
“You Australians STILL have not complied with our 14 directives to improve your behaviour. We once again order you to not criticise us no matter how much we behave like arseholes and no matter how much we threaten to DESTROOOOOY Taiwan. And all the rest of the usual crap that he goes on with..”
That bloke who delivers all Xi’s “warnings” is fast becoming known as the most boring man in Canberra. Journalists have been seen either dropping off to sleep or stifling their laughs behind their hands. I don’t know why he got the job of trying to be scary. He is about as scary as last week’s undies. Actually they can be pretty scary depending on who’s they are but still. You get the picture. Fact is nobody takes him seriously.
However. Australia being put firmly in it’s place?..Well artster me old..China?..Seems that Oz is not taking any notice of China’s threats..or yours. We are just getting on with finding alternative markets for our stuff with a fair bit of success so far. Yes we had one idiot who talked about “drums of war” ETC. But mate we all have ne of them. And you in the greatest Britain that ever was over there have your fair share from what I can see from my sunny spot down here.
And OH MY GOD!..We don’t have any big scary ballistic missiles?!..Oh jeez damn it. Maybe we should just all kill ourselves right now. No nukes?...And China has 10 million bajillion bombs that can blow us all up 10,000,000,000,000,000 times over. That will teach us..put us firmly in our place yeah? Good god you sound like little boys getting all excited with your video “world destruction” war game. When are you dweebs going to understand that we don’t care how many nukes the Chinese have. If any of the maniacs that infest this Earth start throwing nukes around we all will be finished. And that includes YOU!...So it doesn’t matter does it?..Short of that Australia has a defence force and a level of firepower that is in proportion to it’s regional needs. We rank at 19 in the world. 2 ahead of Canada, about level with Spain and Israel and Indonesia. We have naval superiority for our part of the Pacific. You can check this easily. Don’t ask me to do your homework for you. Of course we can’t match China or Russia. But unlike you – it seems – we are not going to lay down to the bastards either. As Washington said..” It doesn’t matter how outnumbered a man is..if he is threatened on his own land, he will die to defend it” I agree with George. I would fight even if it was with sticks and stones. Here’s a simple question guys..Would you rather fight and die for Britain? Or would you just lay down and beg for mercy? Forget your bullshit. Just say yes or no. Then shut the **** up about Australia. You have the stones to talk about us asking
you for help!? Do us a favour..if the Chinese do come a marchin’ Stay where you are.
My good British and Australian friends that I've made here, some of whom have posted here, namely OGF, Bret etc. Farewell and happy trails to you and yours. But to those of you here who have spat on 120 years of Australian/ British Alliance..**** you.