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30-12-2013, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
You certainly know your stuff RJ, is there nothing that has escaped your keen eye for literature, you are indeed a great man with words and long may you continue to reveal the fruits of your knowledge so that we may all benefit.

AAW! shucks, Jem, you silver tongued charmer.
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30-12-2013, 12:44 PM
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Mups you wrote a good poem which I received in my emails but you seem to have deleted it? Went like this ...

***************
After New Year, we must slow down
Go to bed, not out on the town,

....and so on.

Why the deletion - it was good .
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30-12-2013, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by MKJ ->
Mups you wrote a good poem which I received in my emails but you seem to have deleted it? Went like this ...

***************
After New Year, we must slow down
Go to bed, not out on the town,

....and so on.
Why the deletion - it was good .

Hi Mark - I thought it probably ought to have gone in the "Christmas Messages" thread in Gen Chat, so moved it over.
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01-01-2014, 03:18 PM
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Happy New Year Dearest

Happy New Year to you who I know
More so now but it has been slow
You is a convoluted, mysterious and fascinating enigma
And I just had a load of bran - as good as an enema
Sos I off now to contemplate you on a warm lavatory seat
Don't worry another girl in the lavvy I will not meet
I knows how jealous you can be you see
But there is just the one seat, room only for me
Don't forget to make a New Year Resolution
Out with the old clutter - tis evolution
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01-01-2014, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by MKJ ->
Happy New Year Dearest

Happy New Year to you who I know
More so now but it has been slow
You is a convoluted, mysterious and fascinating enigma
And I just had a load of bran - as good as an enema
Sos I off now to contemplate you on a warm lavatory seat
Don't worry another girl in the lavvy I will not meet
I knows how jealous you can be you see
But there is just the one seat, room only for me
Don't forget to make a New Year Resolution
Out with the old clutter - tis evolution


A Happy New year to you Mark too,
Bit I don't want a verse about you on the loo!
Your habits in that room are only for you -
I've no wish to know how you do a poo!

So cut down on bran, get a new eating plan,
Start running again if you like,
But keep to yourself about your bowel health,
Or else matey - get on yer bike!!
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01-01-2014, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
A Happy New year to you Mark too,
Bit I don't want a verse about you on the loo!
Your habits in that room are only for you -
I've no wish to know how you do a poo!

So cut down on bran, get a new eating plan,
Start running again if you like,
But keep to yourself about your bowel health,
Or else matey - get on yer bike!!
You are getting pretty good at poeming
Not in my league but gaining
Keep practising as I know you will
But being surpassed is a bitter pill
Still a women's lot is not to usurp
But no way can I call you a twerp
You is def improving all the time
Your poetry rhymes - just like mine

We rock .
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01-01-2014, 08:01 PM
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There’s competition with the cat !

I’m not sure I can cope with that
I don’t have whiskers and thick fur
Although I can be made to purr ….
I do not use a litter tray
And always put my toys away
I’m also careful where I wee
And never sit upon his knee
Or use my claws in careless fashion
Unless I’m lost in endless passion

I am so vexed, it’s plain to see
How can he like her more than me ?

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01-01-2014, 08:05 PM
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There’s competition with the cat !

I’m not sure I can cope with that
I don’t have whiskers and thick fur
Although I can be made to purr ….
I do not use a litter tray
And always put my toys away
I’m also careful where I wee
And never sit upon his knee
Or use my claws in careless fashion
Unless I’m lost in endless passion

I am so vexed, it’s plain to see
How can he like her more than me ?

Your pussy must be quite something .
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02-01-2014, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by MKJ ->
You are getting pretty good at poeming
Not in my league but gaining
Keep practising as I know you will
But being surpassed is a bitter pill
Still a women's lot is not to usurp
But no way can I call you a twerp
You is def improving all the time
Your poetry rhymes - just like mine

We rock .

Wanna a quickie Mark?? (in the nicest possible way?!

"I imagine you sitting there in your string vest
Daring to think that your poem's best,
But with so much bran your brain won't advance,
So sorry Mark - you don't stand a chance. . . .

(blowing raspberry)
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03-01-2014, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Wanna a quickie Mark?? (in the nicest possible way?!

"I imagine you sitting there in your string vest
Daring to think that your poem's best,
But with so much bran your brain won't advance,
So sorry Mark - you don't stand a chance. . . .

(blowing raspberry)
Quickies

Quickies have a soft spot in my heart
Saves beating about the bush to make a start (snigger)
And once over I can get on with something useful
Far better than wasting time on long drawn out arousal

...x rated .
 
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