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30-11-2013, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by mkj ->
bet you are all wishing it was you though eh .
Nope
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30-11-2013, 05:01 PM
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"Love is in the air" Wooooo!, even the tallest tree in the forest has to fall sometime
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30-11-2013, 06:06 PM
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The only thing I have a reservation about is her poem writing skill cos it might well be better than my own . Not sure I can tolerate that .
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02-12-2013, 12:03 PM
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The Morning Row

She was down in the dumps this morning
I know what this means - an ominous warning
It was easy to see through the fog of allusion
Her mind drifts - so full of confusion
A friend pissed her off - all that talk of fuel
He wants putting in jail and made to eat gruel

Oh she had such a trying restless night
Up in the early hours full of spite
And who gets it in the morning - all the sobs and hysterics?
You guessed it the innocent party over me horlicks

What had I done to get it in the neck so?
Ah but it is affection really - gives me a glow
Cos to be considered a punch bag in an intimate way
Means I am special and sets me up for the day

So thrash and kick out at night little lady
Don't have doubts or clam up in the morning - no maybe
Just hit me over the head figuratively
And let me calm you down softly

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So good......................
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04-12-2013, 11:13 AM
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You poetry skills are certainly improving Mark , it must be having a 'muse' to inspire you .
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04-12-2013, 11:20 AM
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She is just too good. Another poem from the goddess (muse ).

The Man

The man pursued her vigorously
Bombarded her relentlessly
She didn't understand the game
And first refused to give her name

His anger made her want to hide
But something stirred deep down inside
How could she not reveal to him
Her inner thoughts ? ... t'would be a sin

But jealous rages did ensue
And took their toll upon her too
She wept, she languished in her bed
When e're he ran from her instead
Of taking her into his arms
And soothing her with words of calm

So it continued endlessly
The chase, the hurt, the need to flee
Until, at length, a pattern formed
And gradually his virile storm
Evolved into those words of passion
She'd yearned for, in that feminine fashion

And then their meeting came to fruition
At last, her female intuition
Was proven right, he was the one
She always knew one day would come

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Grr - how am I going to top that?
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04-12-2013, 11:54 PM
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That's lovely Mark. It's from the heart.

I doubt you can but I'm sure you will try.
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05-12-2013, 11:49 AM
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A Distant Welshman

(Ghost written - me -> her)

He likes to have lots of cuddles
But at first a cuddle spelt trouble
I put my arms around him in a wrestling hold
I just had to get close - just had to be bold
Else remote he would have stayed
To both of our dismay

Welsh men as so very distant and cold
At least this one is - all muscle and bone
Not used to hugs and certainly not cuddles
And I had to invent a new word that combined the whole lot - a huddle!

But I'm not at all like him
Full of bluster, full of vim
I like to feel secure and close
Strong arms around me the most
Without it I wither and die
Shrivel up and just cry

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They just get better and better .
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05-12-2013, 01:19 PM
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You 'ghost writer' is pretty good Mark
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05-12-2013, 05:27 PM
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Moaning

Sure cold today and going to get even colder so they say
My bones ache so they must be right; bones never lie even though well out of sight
I shall have to weather the storm in the best way I can
This is what it is like to live as a Welshman
Close to the sea as me

I wraps up warm in my pjs and dressing gown snuggly
Heating is on but still quite sparingly
Well it cost money don't it you see
And I am as tight fisted as can be

There is a moral here for all to use
I hand it out to whoever I choose
I'm a wise old bugger don't you know
And wisdom I pass on - plant a seed that will grow
And when you are old enough to see
You will think again of saving money and me

Charity begins at home
Else I will end up chewing on some damn dog bone
Without a penny to my name
You do gooders are all the same

Now piss off and stop knocking at my door
Before I knock you instead and to the floor
Can't you read the s****** sign
No colder callers here - this house is private and mine!

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Well that was fun . Bored I suppose...
 
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