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26-07-2018, 10:17 PM
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Little Old Lady

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning.
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26-07-2018, 10:45 PM
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Welcome to the forum. X
I like that.
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26-07-2018, 10:51 PM
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ooer james you R goin to be an asses arse [sorry meant asset] around here!
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31-07-2018, 05:45 PM
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Well JH it was a good one but lets see can you keep em coming god knows we need some good joke's on here.

You have set the bar nice n high for yourself.
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I think he's gone for the long pole or maybe the heavy weight?
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