12-03-2019, 02:54 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A good yarn.If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet.......
.God willing, someday you will be......
The $19.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $19.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $22.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!
12-03-2019, 04:05 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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A good yarn.If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet.......
.God willing, someday you will be......
The $19.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $19.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $22.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!
If they were to quibble, I'd have the eggs scrambled (to make them work for their money) and then leave them on the plate!
12-03-2019, 11:49 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by JBR
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A very sensible customer. I might try that.If they were to quibble, I'd have the eggs scrambled (to make them work for their money) and then leave them on the plate!
and the results LOL
13-03-2019, 12:55 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by mr ploppy
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i ordered a serving of chips at the cafe the other day.The waitress asked: "do you want anything on top?"
i said: "does it cost extra?"
she said: "20 cents!"
"in that case, make it three sausages and a couple of hamburgers."
13-03-2019, 01:43 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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I ordered a serving of chips at the cafe the other day.The waitress asked: "Do you want anything on top?"
I said: "Does it cost extra?"
She said: "20 cents!"
"In that case, make it three sausages and a couple of hamburgers."
13-03-2019, 01:59 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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I ordered a serving of chips at the cafe the other day.The waitress asked: "Do you want anything on top?"
I said: "Does it cost extra?"
She said: "20 cents!"
"In that case, make it three sausages and a couple of hamburgers."
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