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Mr Ploppy
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Perth Western Australia, 3rd house on the right
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 8,791
19-03-2019, 11:53 AM
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Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic.
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big ben
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Joined: Jan 2019
Posts: 922
19-03-2019, 12:46 PM
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Difference between vitamin and hormone? You can make a vitamin.
I,m sorry but you can make a hormone
Don,t pay her!!
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Mr Ploppy
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Perth Western Australia, 3rd house on the right
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19-03-2019, 01:31 PM
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I,m sorry but you can make a hormone
Don,t pay her!!
That would do it.
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
19-03-2019, 01:31 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
I've now had 20 opticians telling me in no uncertain terms that I need glasses.
This is certainly the last time I referee the Specsavers v Vision Express charity match!
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Richmond
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United Kingdom
Joined: Sep 2018
Posts: 1,351
19-03-2019, 05:35 PM
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Paddy says to Murphy
Have you seen the news?
Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths.
Unbelievable says Murphy
I can't believe that they all had the same name!
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Richmond
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19-03-2019, 05:36 PM
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q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic.
lol mr. Ploppy!!
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Judd
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19-03-2019, 05:57 PM
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Walkers Crisps recycling scheme was only set up three months ago and has already had half a million empty packets returned...(unopened).
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Longdogs
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SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
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19-03-2019, 07:13 PM
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I've now had 20 opticians telling me in no uncertain terms that I need glasses.
This is certainly the last time I referee the Specsavers v Vision Express charity match!
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SW England
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19-03-2019, 07:15 PM
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Annoy the staff in Specsavers by going up to the counter every day and asking for a pound of sausages,
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Judd
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19-03-2019, 11:11 PM
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In a survival situation you can drink your own urine.
Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can.
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